Don't call it a 'fish' tank

Due to Elena's employers strict 'screening' policy, I'm still not allowed to put any fish in my new tank! Quite rightly, they insist on testing a water sample from your tank before selling you any fish which I guess is reasonable given the price of some of the more fancy tropical varieties. Anyway, the upshot is I'll be popping down to Woodcote Nurseries *again* this weekend to see if I have a fish-friendly home yet!